I know you, Bits and Bramblers. Not only have you registered for the Teen Summer Reading Program, you’re already done, aren’t you? You’ve read your 500 pages, and picked up your $5 gift card to Barnes and Noble. Then you kept on working, and read 1000 pages, earned your $8 gift card to Target, and you’re automatically entered into our grand prize drawing to win a Kindle Touch. Easy, right? No problem at all.
Unless…you’re not done with your 1000 pages yet. Or maybe you haven’t even registered for the program. Which is not a problem, Bits and Bramblers, because you still have time to sign up. All you have to do is visit your faaaaavorite library location and say, “I want to sign up for the Teen Summer Reading Program.” And then you have…a little less than a month to read 1000 pages. But you’re crazy smart, Bits and Bramblers. I know you can do it. In fact, I’ll help you by knocking some pages off your total–211 pages to be exact. All you have to do is check out Ten Miles Past Normal.
You know what I think, Bits and Bramblers? I think those “lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer” are here. But if you’re not a fan of hazy days with 100° heat (er…are there fans of hazy days with 100° heat?! Honestly?!) we’ve got lots for you to do here at the library. Like…I don’t know, let’s say…our Teen Summer Library Program.
But I don’t have to tell you about THAT, do I, Bits and Bramblers? You’re all ridiculously smart and generally awesome, and you’ve probably already completed the program, right?! You read 500 pages, and earned your $5 gift card to Barnes and Noble. You’ve read 100 pages, and earned your $8 gift card to Target, and you’re automatically entered in our grand prize drawing to win a Kindle Touch. Right? RIGHT?!
But just in case you…you know, haven’t registered for our Teen Summer Reading Program, you still have time. Seriously, head to your faaaaaaavorite library location, and sign up today! While you’re there, you’ll have to load up on awesome books to help you reach your 1,000 page goal. Luckily, I can help you there…in fact, I can help you knock exactly 354 pages off that total.
Haaaaaaave you read All These Things I’ve Done? Let’s just say I’m glad I’m not Anya Balachine. She finds herself in an absolutely horrible position, and has to make a choice: will she pick love, and stay with her boyfriend Win…or will she choose to help her family? That’s a hard enough decision to make, but…what if by “family,” what I mean is…”organized crime family?” You know…mobsters.
So…you’ve nearly read your 1000 pages for the Teen Summer Library Program, right?! I mean, over 700 of you signed up in the first which, which is just…made of awesome. Now…if you haven’t signed up, I won’t lecture you (much, anyway,) but I will remind you that you can register at your faaaaavorite library location. You read, you earn cool prizes. What’s not to like?) If you’re still working on those 1000 pages, I can help you out. In fact, I’ve got a great way for you to knock exactly 304 pages off that total.
Haaaave you read This Dark Endeavor? Now, I’m not going to lie…the book is pretty dark, and if you’re squeamish, there are a few pages you might want to…skim through. It’s the story of Victor Frankenstein, and his twin brother, Konrad. Aaaah, that’s a familiar name, right? Frankenstein? Well, this is a prequel to the classic Mary Shelley novel. In it, you’ll learn how Victor Frankenstein became…well…Victor Frankenstein (and you’ll be ready when the book’s sequel, Such Wicked Intent, comes out at the end of August!)
So, Bits and Bramblers, I’m assuming you’ve signed up for our Teen Summer Reading Program (what? you haven’t? What are you waiting for? You know about the cool prizes you earn JUST BY READING, RIGHT?!We’ve covered it? You know that if you finish the program, you go into the grand prize drawing to win a KINDLE TOUCH, RIGHT?! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! SIGN UP, ALREADY!)
Okay, well…now that you’re all signed up, you’re trying to read 500 pages so you can earn your first gift card. Well, I can help you knock exactly 402 pages off that total. Haaaaaave you read What Happened to Goodbye? You should…check out this book trailer, then head to your faaaaaaavorite library location and get reading! You’ve got awesome prizes to earn!
Sooooooo…what are you reading this summer? Fun stuff? Assigned reading for school? Cool books that can earn you awesome prizes? (because we are doing that. Have you heard?)
Whatever you’re reading this summer, the New York Times wants to know about it. That’s why they’re holding a Tweet-a-Thon all day today!
All you have to do is log on to Twitter (assuming you have an account. If not, ask your parents’ permission to set up one!) and write a tweet–just don’t forget to use the hashtag #summerreading, okay? You can tweet about what you’re reading this summer, take a picture of your favorite book, even talk about your favorite quotes or characters. If it has to do with summer and reading, don’t be afraid to tweet it.
And you know the coolest part?! The New York Times will be re-broadcasting their favorite tweets. So…you could say that your tweet appeared on one of the New York Times pages! And then you’d be famous. A little famous. Well, you could definitely brag about it.
Read 1000 Pages, and you’re automatically entered in our Grand Prize Drawing to Win a Kindle Touch
It couldn’t be easier. Or awesomer. And we haven’t even talked about the cool programs, or the Teen Games yet. We’ll tell you more about that later, but in the meantime…well, what are you waiting for? Head to your faaaaaavorite library location and REGISTER TODAY!
…I know you, Bits and Bramblers. You’re counting down. There are only so many days of school left, right? And you’ve got this three day weekend coming up…you can almost taste the sweet freedom of summer. Sweet, stay-up-super-late, do-fun-things, go-fun-places summer. And I don’t blame you, not one bit. Just don’t forget what makes summer at your library so special.
Thaaaaaaaat’s right, it’s almost time for the TEEN SUMMER LIBRARY PROGRAM! What could possibly be better than reading books, and winning cool prizes? Now…we’ll give you more details on the Summer Library Program later (like how it works, when you can register, and HOW AWESOME THE GRAND PRIZE IS.)
Until then, you’ve got school stuff to worry about, right? Tests, papers, projects, and all that stuff. But soon—very, very soon—it’ll be time to read cool books, go see new movies, and find cool games on the internet. And as always, Bits and Bramblers, we’ll be here to help you with that.
In the meantime…get back to work! Unless, of course, you’re not quite done with this tiny break you took, because you’ve been working so hard on homework. You do deserve, a little break, Bits and Bramblers. So watch this video, and then, BACK TO WORK. But don’t worry…the countdown continues!
The last book, City of Fallen Angels, ended on a bit of a cliffhanger–and that’s a bit of an understatement. I mean, I don’t want to spoil anything, but it was more of a jaw-dropping, game-changing, OMG-what’s-going-to-happen-NOW kind of a cliffhanger (and I think we can all agree that those are the BEST KIND.)
I mean…what’s going to happen to Jace? And Clary? And Simon? And Magnus and Alec and Isabel and Maya and…well…what’s going to happen to all our favorite characters? We’ll find out when City of Lost Souls is released on May 8th.
Well, now that you’ve read it (…wait, you have read it, right? Well, if you haven’t…why not? Didn’t I tell you to drop everything and read it? What are you waiting for?) Okay, assuming that you’ve read it, now I’m telling you to drop everything and read the sequel right now, The Last Little Blue Envelope.
Seriously, NOW. Read it NOW. Well, maybe not right now. First, watch this book trailer for The Last Little Blue Envelope. And THEN read it. READ IT VERY SOON!